#6 & #14 – hell yes!
#10 – when this happens, please send whatever fairy it is that granted you this wish my way – Shauney is rah-tah-did to the extreme. He is now refusing to jump forwards onto furniture – he will only do it sideways or backwards and while it it quite entertaining, I’m worried he’s gonna get doggy-vertigo or something jacked up and rare like that – because that is MY luck.
#11 & #13 – hmm… does this mean the “I think I can, I think I can, I think I can” chant doesn’t work as a weight-loss regime while chugging soda & eating endless amounts of melted cheese on fried foods? Didn’t think so. Dammit. ok, I’ll take a shot of motivation if it means I will stop looking like a pregnant chick and actually find my abs rather than continuing to maintain my “flabs”
#17 – glee! is love. forever & ever
#18 – specifically “shawty” – I peed a little when I read that one.
#20 – yes. yes. yes. shit or get off the pot. But just to be clear – I think we’d prefer they shit…a big, fat, glorious, shit and is just like DAMN!!!!!…ummm that was just disgusting but you get my point. They have it in them. And ya know what, we need them.

This entire entry is inspiring to me – if I had any energy left tonight I would do one of my own. Maybe later this week.

I love you. And Al. And the kids. And the retarded dogs.

#17 – Glee rocks!!!

Muting Rachel Ray – ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!!!

And I have to second The Son’s vote, unfortunately. “That’s what she said,” is pretty damn hilarious, but we neither watch The Office, nor hear it all the time.